It was a dark and stormy night ....
No, no, I can't start that way. It has been done.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ....
Nope, can't do that either.
Once upon a time, ...
Too deriviative!
Something about a galaxy far away? No that could get me in trouble with George.
I was looking for treasure and adventure. The fact of the matter is that I found both, but oh so much more. This is the tale of my adventures that began the day I boarded the boat from the docks of Antonica. They said that Kunark was a land of treasure but what they did not tell me was that it was also a land of death and creatures the could strike terror into the soul of even the most brave adventurer!
As I exited the boat on the docks in Kunark, I saw off in the distance a creature that looked like a huge spider but not a spider, it was a Drachnid. I began to rethink the idea of treasure and hopped back on the boat and vowed that working the old man's farm was not a bad thing after all.
Yeah, I was bored.

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Former EQ II - a - holic
Just stopped in to see what condition my condition was in